Time Battles!

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"Time Battles!"

Joey and Phil's quiet afternoon of television is interrupted when an epic battle through time and space materializes in their living room. Christ Scientist! Will the evil reptilian warlord Dimascus finally capture the infamous time bandit Baaron Von Waltkebottom? Will Joey and Phil survive in the wake of their brutal conflict? Is anyone there to fix the cable? Only "time" will tell...

Phil: Hey, check out my new time machine!
Joey: That's a watch.
Phil: It's a cat's face!
Joey: A watch isn't a time machine...
Phil: It's whiskers are the hands!

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Haha That Was Great!

You deserved making it to the front page! great flash,
excellent work! A 10 Will Be Given

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Random at its' best

I love how the ending ties in with the "finding" at the beginning.

simle rating

....at china town where the ninjas live (lol)

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it was fucking great

besides the awesomeness of the whole series i love the fact the time traveler sounds just like i imagine H.G Wells would sound

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DestructoBox responds:

Extensive research. Its historically factually and impossibly accurate.
science be praised.

lol China Town

Ninjas live in Japan, not China silly..oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh funyyy.lmao, great stuff!

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DestructoBox responds:

Sorry, we've not been to japantown. Is it cool?

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4.37 / 5.00

Jun 25, 2010
3:27 AM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Frontpaged June 28, 2010
  • Review Crew Pick June 30, 2010
  • Daily Feature June 26, 2010

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