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Time Battles!

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"Time Battles!"

Joey and Phil's quiet afternoon of television is interrupted when an epic battle through time and space materializes in their living room. Christ Scientist! Will the evil reptilian warlord Dimascus finally capture the infamous time bandit Baaron Von Waltkebottom? Will Joey and Phil survive in the wake of their brutal conflict? Is anyone there to fix the cable? Only "time" will tell...

Phil: Hey, check out my new time machine!
Joey: That's a watch.
Phil: It's a cat's face!
Joey: A watch isn't a time machine...
Phil: It's whiskers are the hands!

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best one ive seen yet !

i liked this one, a lot of funny shit..

when they pop back in the apartment the 2nd time, and he's like " oh my god get the hell out of our apartment" .. always bust out laughing

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Random at its' best

I love how the ending ties in with the "finding" at the beginning.


one of the most random things ever. and i love it


LOL, that was awesome

at the comentry

a watch is a time machine! a machine that tells time! so is a clock, and my computer! cus it has a timer! and my mobile, and other stuff that has time... we had a time machine all along and we didnt know it! :O

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4.37 / 5.00

Jun 25, 2010
3:27 AM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Frontpaged June 28, 2010
  • Review Crew Pick June 30, 2010
  • Daily Feature June 26, 2010

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