Improvements

Get some sprites!
Or make your own!
Text too fast.
P.S. I feel generous.

Er, no

Sprite and Coke are both Coke products. A better "Sprite" fight would involve Coke products vs Pepsi products vs other brands on the market. Try again.

This was actually interesting...

I almost hate to say it, but you actually did something (relatively) good with this one. Just try to make the animations more fluid next time and I'd probably vote higher.

So great

Quality that can only be expected from KK

and you are?

I don't think we've met.