Wrong, but very funny.
I personally never liked text games, but this is an exception if only because it's a bit funny. Some additional hints in the game would've been good, but not a bad game.
The word "poop"
will work for everything except for "shitting at the starting gun". You have to type "shit", not "poop".
Great game, made me think. About how stupid I am.
I am the shit god!
i just love a good shit and wait uuuggghhh aaaaahhhhh there we go much better well see ya
The best part was when I shit myself.
It made me think, until I used the command that got the door open. Then I felt like I deserved to lose.
Worth a laugh, and I like the crown.