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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight.

http://steamcommunity.com /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.


I liked the game, good for some laughs. And the looks on the guys face when he does his business... :)
Just waiting for a sequel, maybe with a "TARGET THE LOG" mini game.

I've just done a let's play for Don't shit your pants:

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A classic.

dear CellarDoorGames

A simple game that has attracted a lot of people lately. The most prominent ones are the youtubers. This game was just too silly, too unique to be ignored by them and they just have to oversaturate this. Not saying that this make the game look bad but looking from the game itself, Its just pretty simple. At first I was expecting for the guy to actually follow every command I ask him (except the nonsensical ones) but it was just this. Short and just plain simple.

PS: This review and all opinions are solely based on first Impressions

Regards from a Struggling Youtuber

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Bad attempt at a text game. This is just hardly competing. There's almost nothing you can do and it's toilet humour. Apparently everyone else likes it so that's OK. I rest my case. Two stars for the effort.

Short and funny

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Credits & Info

4.32 / 5.00

Jun 23, 2010
7:24 PM EDT
Adventure - Other

Plenty more like this here!