Good to know! Now, whenever I measure my dick and it's over 5 inches, I will cut 4 inches off to try and keep this god awful situation from ever happening.
Keep your penis short!
June 18, 2010 –May 24, 2022
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
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if you dont keep that big long penis short....you may suffer the same fate as i do
longer isnt always better! :(
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Dude... srsly... You are one hell of a crazy bastard :D
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yeah i hav problems lol :3
Singing voice
So emotional! I nearly cried after witnessing his frustration at the end.
<deleted> responds:
Ive gotten somewhat used to my prosthetic...somewhat :/
A brilliantly designed, but emotionally shallow ro
Disregarding the ethics of such expenditure on a film, this unprecedented extravagance has not resulted in sophisticated or even very satisfying storytelling (11 Oscars notwithstanding). The main problem concerns characterisation and structure. A framing device in which contemporary fortune hunters question a now ancient survivor, followed by a romance between upper-crust but frustrated Rose (Winslet) and a poor but plucky artist (DiCaprio), entails not only a needlessly protracted build-up to the collision, but primitive plotting and performances
<deleted> responds:
Yes. Yes indeed.
and penis.
lol
that was the most fucked up peice of shit i ever saw
<deleted> responds:
Good, you got teh message :3
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