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Two Chicks, Same Time

rated 4.24 / 5 stars
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Jun 2, 2010 | 1:49 PM EDT

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"Two Chicks, Same Time"

A couple of bros discuss their latest conquests at the local tavern when one unintentionally reveals a hidden anatomical anomaly.

Phil: If you pre-maturely ejaculate in a threesome, is it twice as humiliating?
Joey: Just blame it on the other guy.
Phil: I don't get it.

"Two Chicks" was originally made back in early 2009. We recently updated the visuals because it was looking dated. The older version is still up on youTube if you're curious. Newgrounds is the only place online to see the updated version.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

Joke bad, drawing/animation needs work

Well, this was a one joke cartoon, and unfortunately the joke isn't very funny. Part of that is because you pretty much gave away the punchline in the author's comment. But, basically it's just rude, and I don't think there's any need for this kind of humour.

I also think you could improve your drawings, and voices. But good try, keep working at it.

DestructoBox responds:

Raphael is K00L but rude
Michaelangelo is a party dude
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Heroes in a half shell, turtle power


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not funny

The guy is clever enough to get pity sex with a devious lie but he is stupid enough to ask his buddy if he has 2 penises. Sorry but that killed the humor for me :(

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

punch line failure

Don't normally review movies but the mega failure on the punch line needs noting. Was that ever funny? Like did it sound funny in your head? It completely killed the whole movie and made me feel little awkward because it was just such a bad joke, and not in the "it's so bad it's funny" way, but plain bad.

DestructoBox responds:

Thanks for the review. I'm curious to see if our others rub you as wrong as this one. Check em out!


Rated 1 / 5 stars

the joke at the end killed it

Ya. The joke at the end killed it. Maybe i'm missing some part of it. Care to fill me in?

DestructoBox responds:

Nothing to miss, really. Just us poking fun at douchy bar guys ;)


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Not really that funny.

Stupid and immature.

DestructoBox responds:

I promise you, we hate these type of people as much as you.