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Two Chicks, Same Time

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"Two Chicks, Same Time"

A couple of bros discuss their latest conquests at the local tavern when one unintentionally reveals a hidden anatomical anomaly.

Phil: If you pre-maturely ejaculate in a threesome, is it twice as humiliating?
Joey: Just blame it on the other guy.
Phil: I don't get it.

"Two Chicks" was originally made back in early 2009. We recently updated the visuals because it was looking dated. The older version is still up on youTube if you're curious. Newgrounds is the only place online to see the updated version.

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Wow didnt see that coming.... Nice work Phil :D

oh i saw that comeing

I wasn't impressed byt his that much at first. Of course, I could tell that there was going to be some really cool final punchline and I was right. It's really just that one joke, but it's certainly worth the wait. I appreciate the great animation as always. You're always going to make front page stuff, dude. It's been too long since you've submitted something.

I'm so used to your other cartoons that feature those two guys. It's great to know you can experiment with different locations. For someone as prolific as you, it makes sense. The voices are great too. Dang, is that logo on the menu spinning.

Wait just one second here!

You mean it's not normal to have two penises?...

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Does that mean he has 1 testicle?

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4.24 / 5.00

Jun 2, 2010
1:49 PM EDT
Comedy - Original

Plenty more like this here!