What a perv was Cuthwald

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The story so far: The funeral of porn-obsessed nerd Dorcas H. Cuthwald is finally underway.
In this special, animated episode, Grant sings a moving tribute to the life and times of his missing, presumed dead buddy who was swept away by a "pornado".
You can read the rest of the story (including two more animated segments) on www. nsfw-comix .com - but you don't necessarily have to in order to undertand this movie.


He had such a small peen
Tiny nuts too
His libido was huge
But he just couldn't screw
And I think to myself...
What a perv was Cuthwald

When he looked at the sky
The clouds looked like butts
He watched porn all day
And dreamed of hot sluts
And I think to myself...
What a perv was Cuthwald

The porn that he was into
Was kinky and obscene
Like peeing on girls' faces
While dressed for Halloween

His best friend was his hand,
Hard at work on his junk
While he was really thinking:
"I'm boning a skunk!"

He preferred Furries yiffing
He watched them grow
Because he liked inflation
And was into macro
And I think to myself...
How fucked up was Cuthwald?
Yes, I think to myself...
That's fucked up. Oh Cuthwalllllllld!

You perv......


Waiting for this!

Too bad this wasn't up right after the first church scene :D Great parady as always sponge!

How bout a manly man animation next eh sponge? ;D

NotSafeForWork responds:

;D Maaaybe

Very well done

I really liked the song. Well done

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As gggp said and I agree most typical newgrounders are just like cuthwald, but he was above the more perverted fuck we all know. XD

Everyone was asleep, but I woke my family from laughing so damn much cause of this. This is a good one alright/perverted and funny!

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oh god

good thing i get girls

freaking funny

I like that it sounded like the original song

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4.26 / 5.00

May 29, 2010
8:38 PM EDT
Comedy - Parody
  • Daily 4th Place May 30, 2010