this shit was fucking stupid. It takes a high IQ to understand the vast ingeunity of getting piledriven by a goddamn T-Rex. But the T-Rex did not enter my character once. The T-rex just fuckin dry rubbed on me like a goddamn fucking stupid ass t-rex. How the fuck did those stupid motherfuckers even reproduce in the stone age or whatever if they cant even figure out how to put their dicks in stuff.
Furthermore, I found a significant lack of any serious character development with the main character. I felt as though each time my face was absolutely drenched in nut, nothing worthwhile changed. No interesting dialouge like "Wow, I sure am covered in lizard cum" or, "golly gee gosh, thanks for depositing your load on my cat face."
All in all, this game fucking sucked. Okay? This game sucked, and every single day I stray further from god because the t-rex didn't dick me down.
I exercised a severe amount of self control, I didn't hit the cheat button once, I bathed in the hotsprings every single time I got a spicy load of fat lizard cum all over my face and at the end of the day (playing this game religously every single day six hours a day for two months) I got to the end of the level and found out that there was no more game to play. The final boss was a t-rex dry rub that made me want to hang myself.