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Hey Lincoln! Dance!

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Make money so you can feed your cat to make him grow. Dance in the streets and collect the coins that people throw at you.



It was a nice little fifteen minute time waster but it could have been better. To me, it was just a minigame to play while waiting for breakfast, but you could have made it into a lot more. Upgrades, enemies, more options. Come on, there are so many horizons on newgrounds, broaden yours!

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Not exciting. not fun.

To hell with the one-eyed cat. And that lankey git couldn't even dance long or hard enough to earn a buck.

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Yeah man, market mode is hard, but it's worth it, more coins... awesome... feed the pirate cat... haha...

Quirky, But a Little WTF At The Beginning

Contrary to popular belief, Market Mode is NOT impossible, you just gotta move all the way to the left and be prepared.

Creative, but Not Amazing

I was expecting something a LOT better when I loaded this game. Abraham Lincoln dancing for money to feed his alien cat? What is more originial and absurd than that? Then the game started, and it was really rudimentary. Once I got past the initial "joke", the game itself quickly lost my attention. Technically, the game is well-designed. The controls are smooth, the sound is good. But I was really hoping for something a lot more fun, given the premise. I'd like to see this game expanded in some way, so the gameplay can take advantage of the concept.

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Credits & Info

3.53 / 5.00

May 14, 2010
6:40 PM EDT
Simulation - Pet / Buddy