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The Cetacea

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This film contains scenes of a disturbing nature, involving whales. Young children or those with a sensitive nature are advised to man up or get the fuck out.

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so sad

omg i think im crying

Sidorio responds:

Just as planned.

He had it all

And he threw it away.

Sidorio responds:

But sometimes nothing can be done. What else was there for Johnny apart from drugs and poverty?


God damn that flash is so professional.
Well done mate.

Sidorio responds:

I'm just really worried right now that we ended up conforming to humpback stereotypes with the way we portrayed John's relationship with his mother.


A tragic tale of epic porpoises.

Sidorio responds:

You sick bastard. What's epic about a young whale having his life snatched away from him?

So tragic

Such a tragic and recognizable tale... How many more cetaceans must die of gang violence before we get the message?

Sidorio responds:

Statistics show that as many as 57% of whales born into poverty this decade will eventually resort to crime as a way of life.