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Apr 28, 2010 | 1:05 AM EDT

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I cant take this anymore 5 Points Commit suicide 15 times
Only a scratch 5 Points Die 50 times
Just a flesh wound 10 Points Die 100 times
Ouch that hurts! 10 Points Die 200 times
Time waster 10 Points You could have white teeth by now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points Die 500 times
AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Why are you still playing? 50 Points 2 hours of gameplay
Slow down speed racer 100 Points Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
ZERO HERO 100 Points you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
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Author Comments

I recommend you look at the control page before gameplay.

Decided you'd come on Newgrounds to play some games and kill some time? Think again. Here is a game that is not for the weak minded, it'll take all your patience and mental stability to beat this one. Do you have what it takes?

We encourage videos of peoples gameplay be posted on youtube for other players viewing pleasure.

Note: This game IS possible to beat.

Edit: I have noticed allot of people complaining about the control scheme, off hit tests, double jump reaction, music choice and bad platforms. Which just proves to us that our intention has succeeded.
Thank you.

Edit II: You guys seems to hate games that don't agree with the usual concept of how games work, this isn't an average game. Everything that is in here has been thought out thoroughly. But I guess some people don't like games they can't win unless they actually try.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


So many bosses pop out of nowhere... I fuckin' knew that the moon from majoras mask would eventually kill me.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stage 4(or 3?)Special Comment...

well,for some people(maybe MOST people)this game is kinda boring(and sucks.I know that)but if you try,you eventually will get through all the stage.but it is way too very,very hard or worst..i stuck at stage 4.if u get through,you'll see 2 moving sharp thingy on the top of the edge of the stage & 3 moving very small sharp thingy(maybe you can't see it..that what make people gave up(including me)on the floor what make me confused is those 3 small sharp thingy it's(really,..)IMPOSSIBLE to get through those sharp thingy

(sorry if my English is bad..)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sadism at it's best

For those who give the time and effort to be able to finish this game, I salute you.

And for the creators, you should hope never to meet me in person

I'd probably punch you in the face, and shake your hand at the same time!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I beat it a while back, it took a LONG time, and many tries. Its ball-busting difficulty, classic music, and numerous references make it a throwback to fond memories of 'the old-school'. Thanks again for touching an old gamer's heart.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


wen he dies he goes to pieces like in fallout3 wen u get bloody mess