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I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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Author Comments

I recommend you look at the control page before gameplay.

Decided you'd come on Newgrounds to play some games and kill some time? Think again. Here is a game that is not for the weak minded, it'll take all your patience and mental stability to beat this one. Do you have what it takes?

We encourage videos of peoples gameplay be posted on youtube for other players viewing pleasure.

Note: This game IS possible to beat.

Edit: I have noticed allot of people complaining about the control scheme, off hit tests, double jump reaction, music choice and bad platforms. Which just proves to us that our intention has succeeded.
Thank you.

Edit II: You guys seems to hate games that don't agree with the usual concept of how games work, this isn't an average game. Everything that is in here has been thought out thoroughly. But I guess some people don't like games they can't win unless they actually try.

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WoW such a hard core game!

good however screen 3 is impossible

i liked the game
WAIT WHAT IS ON THE TAGS
DOES IT HAVE SEX ???
oh cool

Really fun game

So I found this game to be really fun I found the "MEDALS" to be even more fun this is a game of "DEATHS" so while that gets somewhat dull at times I still found the game to be fun great music, My advice is you should ad more different kinds of deaths like popping heads flying body parts and overall different deaths like this, Anyways great game.

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
My advice is you should ad more different kinds of deaths like popping heads flying body parts and overall different deaths like this

~X~

THIS GAME WAS AWFUL, I DIED WHEN IT DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ME >:(

Lochie responds:

git gud

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Score
3.34 / 5.00

Uploaded
Apr 28, 2010
1:05 AM EDT
Genre
Action - Platformer - Other
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