This isn't even a platformer!
Why did you advertise it with a bob-omb. I can explain this in 25 word or less:
You are a grey rectangle dodging spikes.
7 words is all it takes to describe this game,
You get an RRRRR for
Repedetive Repetiton that is so Repedetive that it Rips the Reapers' spot on the avpid this list.