Length: Three hours and seven minutes. (at least that's what it feels like)

I have spent an hour working on this horseshit, sad that Left4speed beat X by about a week and a half in terms of having a terrible left4dead parody sequel posted on NG, but first come, first serve.

So my 15 minutes crapped out and I have to make these piles of shit more and more. Well as I played solo I learned to hate people who aren't me, then I noticed the problem, is that other people hate me even more!

There is very little exaggeration in here, ok minus the clever writing segment and the why i am a stupid prick part, But the head up my ass incident? Actually happened. The selfish pretentious faggot scene? Actually happened (that was me btw. I deserve more than $350 for my shit cartoons). The sore loser segment is true too, I swear to god that's what they were doing when I turned a digital trophy into a lifetime achievement award.

When it comes down to it, I hate you. Period. So hate me back just a whole lot after watching this parody.