Wee Express

Share Collapse

Log in to save your medals! Don't have an account? Create one for free!

Drinking Problem 5 Points

Become really drunk.

Nail it 10 Points

Nail (submit) a high score.

When the flush doesn't works... 10 Points

Score 5,000 points or more.

Toilet Addict 50 Points

Score 25,000 points or more.

Toliet King 100 Points

Score 50,000 points or more.

Author Comments

Consider it a simulation game, a first person shooter game. About every man faced this situation when outside.
For girls: it's still a simulation game also. If you had a tool, you would probably do it in public toilets too.
Tech facts:
As you go on higher levels, there will be **** all over the place! Beware!
To mute the music, there's a button on the HUD. Instructions are there too but I'll list here.
SHIFT (hold): super spreader;
SPACEBAR: "reload";
MOUSE: point and shoot;
5 achievements;


A duty dutifully dealt with

i pee like this at home, it is our job as men to clean the public (and private) toilets utilizing what god gave us. fun game, i liked the variety of s**t i got to pee on

People find this review helpful!

Nasty! :)

That was an original idea and well done. ONly it becomes a bit repetitive, though... but worth to try once at least!

Gross and stupid yet entertaining.

What kind of sicko would create a game about pissing? Only people on Newgrounds that's for sure. Fortunately, I'm used to gross humor so it's acceptable. As for the game itself I feel so dirty playing it but it's kinda fun in a weird way. Plus you got medals for motivation so that'll earn you points right there. The graphics were dark and sketchy but fits the games atmosphere.

So overall, it's a good game but it's hella disgusting.

A wee simulator

Worlds first maybe ?
and fun.

People find this review helpful!

New all-time record...

232,110 with my gaming skills. thank you!

Click on an icon to vote on this!

Credits & Info

3.60 / 5.00

Apr 1, 2010
5:38 PM EDT
Action - Shooter - First Person