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Drinking Problem 5 Points

Become really drunk.

Nail it 10 Points

Nail (submit) a high score.

When the flush doesn't works... 10 Points

Score 5,000 points or more.

Toilet Addict 50 Points

Score 25,000 points or more.

Toliet King 100 Points

Score 50,000 points or more.

Author Comments

Consider it a simulation game, a first person shooter game. About every man faced this situation when outside.
For girls: it's still a simulation game also. If you had a tool, you would probably do it in public toilets too.
Tech facts:
As you go on higher levels, there will be **** all over the place! Beware!
To mute the music, there's a button on the HUD. Instructions are there too but I'll list here.
SHIFT (hold): super spreader;
SPACEBAR: "reload";
MOUSE: point and shoot;
5 achievements;


I like it!

Hilariously addictive, if I type "I", will he be here?

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real talk, son

omg, its so true. i do this all the time. its good to see someone has a game based on real stuff and not faries and dragons. i salute you (salutes at computer)

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why does he havea boner 0.o


Woo. Level 21 without ever turning off the spreader or letting go of the mouse. Gets pretty hard when you never stop being drunk.

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Much better. I thuroughly enjoyed pissing everywhere. I only had one suggestion, and that would be to add either a pause to the game or a pause between levels. It sucks to play through 20 or so levels and then have to start over because you had a call come in.

Otherwise very fun. 4/5 8/10

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Credits & Info

3.60 / 5.00

Apr 1, 2010
5:38 PM EDT
Action - Shooter - First Person