I like it!
Hilariously addictive, if I type "I", will he be here?
real talk, son
omg, its so true. i do this all the time. its good to see someone has a game based on real stuff and not faries and dragons. i salute you (salutes at computer)
why does he havea boner 0.o
Woo. Level 21 without ever turning off the spreader or letting go of the mouse. Gets pretty hard when you never stop being drunk.
Much better. I thuroughly enjoyed pissing everywhere. I only had one suggestion, and that would be to add either a pause to the game or a pause between levels. It sucks to play through 20 or so levels and then have to start over because you had a call come in.
Otherwise very fun. 4/5 8/10