i know the description is supposed to be sarcastic,but i legitimately did this as a kid. thanks for the nostalgia,dude!
Remember back when you were a kid, and you would spend whole summers just finding dead bodies in the woods and pushing them down the river, laughing and high-fiving with your friends? It's time you get that feeling back. Floater lets you relive the magic of sending some unfortunate drifter down the great river one last time, as you poke and prod him through the rapids into one final waterfall of memories.
Instructions:
Position your poking stick around the body using the mouse.
Click the mouse in the game window to poke the corpse with it and send it flying downriver.
Trophies are awarded for injuries once you inflict a certain amount of them.
Tips:
You'll get a 10-second time bonus if the body touches/grazes a slalom gate. If the body goes directly through it, you'll be awarded a "Perfect" 20-second time bonus.
Ram the corpse into as much river debris as you can for big points.
i know the description is supposed to be sarcastic,but i legitimately did this as a kid. thanks for the nostalgia,dude!
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bad:100
crap;200
good :0
pice of shit:1000000000000 creeping crap
Its already dead tho....
Yeah....
what?
I thought it was funny. good game. good for wasting a little time.