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03-26-10 – 12-09-10

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Here's a pleasant way to spend a few minutes on a quiet Friday - play poker with Sharon Palmer, the more you win, the more you see.

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fucianfucian

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

no ty

it is a decent concept and has been done before I think you should try to reinvent this type of game in order to make it more interesting. As far as downloading this game goes it just does not have enough options for me to bother using up space on my computer for. It should be more fun if it is to be something downloaded with high replayability.


BuratyaBuratya

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Not good enough...

Model isn't hot and "fucian" is right it's an old concept.


dx5231dx5231

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

No, just no.

Please, not again. You just re-posted another poker game, and you made no improvements at all. And also, this is not a pleasant way to spend a few minutes on a Friday.
You should not ignore reviews people leave to your flashes. I am not the only one complaining about how repetitive it is. Also, there is rarely any sexy chick. In fact, all your games that I have played (all that I remember) did not have a sexy chick. SO STOP PUTTING "SEXY" ON THE FLASH TITLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
The flash layout sucks, it is very simple, and you kept it for years. You should have changed it. And the deal button is a default flash button. I mean - what the fuck. If this was your first game, I would say that this is ok, but this is not. Geez, you have made 114 flashes.
If you actually want to keep making these lame ass games, you should at least change the layout to a better one and get a shitload of pictures. But I don't think that would make it any better, because I can play card games everywhere else on the internet! And I prefer to play with other people, either with friends or online with other people, a single player poker game is just lame (unless I'm on a cassino trying to get some money. Oh wait, it's still lame, but at least I get money out of it). And also, why can I only choose to bet 100, 200 or 300? And also, getting a Royal Flush is so impossible that I should be getting like 1000x times what I bet.
Another complain is the lack of nudity. A game with semi-naked chicks is not interesting. Well, it actually depends on the gameplay. But this game has a shitty gameplay.
Also, a background music would be fine. The game looks even boring without a nice background song.

Now go do something useful with your life instead of making crappy games that people will not enjoy. And if you want to keep making these, at least read the reviews so you know what to improve.


starBlinkystarBlinky

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

wtf is this shit

Even though little effort was put into the graphics.. I still found it to be pretty fun. But I felt pretty ripped off when the girl didnt even get naked after I beat it. Wtf kinda game does that to you?

Also it seems you already posted this game a thousand times with new photos.. Thats a big no no.

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