terrible, but lively and enticing
OMG, how did I get teleported to 1987 Japan!? Surely there must be an escape from this furry samurai hell hole!
Wasn't there a kids' anime involving five guys with badass samurai armor back in the early nineties? Maybe it's just one of those vague childhood memories that never really happened... or so you think until this nightmare smacks you in the face. Anyway your film seems to be influenced by whatever anime that was, so if you remember the name of it please tell me.