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Cyberen Donates Sperm

March 12, 2010 –
June 22, 2011
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

What kind of wacky misadventures will Cyberen get into at a sperm bank?

Oh boy, it is I, my loyal subjects, Princess Laucherella, back again with another fabulous Cyberen Silly cartoon show!!!

Well folks, if you watched last episode (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/530113), then you know that Cyberen's blow-up doll is in the hospital, and Cyberen has no money to pay for his surgery. Desperate to save Jhonen II, Cyberen does something he vowed he would never do: He gets a job!

Cyberen steals a newspaper from the children's burn ward of the Happy Hospital, and begins looking for a job! Keep an eye on all the wacky job ads in the paper (freeze-frame if ya have to) because I have a funny feeling the one he picked isn't gonna work out so well!

Cyberen decides that the easiest way to make money for a freeloader like him would be to donate his freaky, orange blood to science. Unfortunately, he doesn't read the ad as carefully as my lovely audience because little does Cyberen know, he's volunteering to donate his freaky orange SPERM!

Kids, if you don't know what sperm is, ask your mommy or daddy. This is a children-friendly cartoon program, and it is not my place to burden your tender young minds with the facts of life.

Cyberen marches up to the sperm bank, and after a humorous scene with a Serbian receptionist, Cyberen starts doing what he does best: GETTING INTO TROUBLE!

What kind of asinine antics are going to await Cyberen inside the sperm bank? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

Well kids, remember that I love you, and know that Cyberen isn't lying when he drinks the sperm sample and talks about sperm's nutritional value! Sperm is delicious and nutritious, take my word for it!

Love,

Princess Laucherella

Reviews

No stars yet again from me. You should really try to make something better than this, Music was ok , the animation was retarded, and shitty

What can I say? Cyberen must be donating a lot of sperm if that's really Cyberen.

Also, I had my rating at 7, Newgrounds jumped it up to 8, so I decided to review 10.

Yet another highly enjoyable Cyberen Silly from the Princess herself, but the series appears to be getting raunchier and edgier than ever!! I actually found myself gasping and considering consulting the PTC at various points, then decided against it and avoiding making a self-righteous douche out of myself.

No matter how filthy you have to be to get your brilliant satirical messages across, don't ever stop the Sillies, ma'am! Cheers, and good day.

this is one of the most original and entertaining thing I have ever seen!

That Cyberen really gets into some hilarious antics. It's a shame that other viewers don't see what wonderful pieces of art these Cyberen films are like I do.

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1.42 / 5.00