There are a few things I need to make real crystal f***ing clear here:
1. It is perfectly fine to be gay. The end.
2. Most of this was inspired by Owl City's negative youTube comments.
3. If I was Owl City, sadly, this is how it would've gone down in the house I grew up in. Perhaps it looks familiar?
4. Be sure and watch the credits too. To quote the great Egoraptor, "That explains everything!"