00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

CdmollerV1 just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Cyberen Poops in the Soup

Share Collapse

Author Comments

Cyberen poops in the soup!?!!?

Hey there, folks. Princess Laucherella is back again bringing you a new Cyberen Silly! Today Cyberen engages in some particularly reprehensible behavior. As you may have guessed from the title, Cyberen does in fact poop in the soup.

Tonight's cartoon opens with Cyberen squatting over a large tureen of his famous, nutritious beet soup, dropping a big, fat, orange fecal Cyberen-loaf into the mix while Jhonen Vasquez and others look on in horror. Why would Cyberen do such a horrible thing?! Let's back up and find out what wacky circumstances led Cyberen to this new low.

In an extended flashback sequence, we see that Jhonen Vasquez's personal cook has commited suicide with a shotgun. With a dinner party starting later that evening, Jhonen is forced to requisition the help of the only person within a hundred mile radius not invited to the party. You guessed it: Cyberen!

Cyberen is more than happy to help, of course. Cyberen is always ready to help a friend in need, boys and girls. This is a good character trait. The world will be a better place if you all take Cyberen's moral lessons to heart. I work really hard to make sure Cyberen is a character you kids can look up to!

Despite being a good friend, Cyberen is normally an infamously horrible cook, as long time watchers know. Jhonen is prepared for a disaster, but surprisingly, Cyberen's super duper beet stew is a success! Remember, boys and girls, beets are yummy and very good for you, and can make your pee-pee fun colors! Always eat your fruits and veggies!

Ever suspicious of Cyberen, Jhonen Vasquez seeks to find out why! But before he does, he gets himself in quite a pickle when he agrees to bring another batch of soup to a charity potluck hosted by an old Cyberen Sillies villain, Mayor McChode, the villainous mayor of Alamosa, Colorado!

Unfortunately, Jhonen - and the rest of Alamosa's classiest citizens - find out Cyberen's secret ingredient RIGHT AS HE IS ADDING IT. You guessed it folks... CYBEREN POOPS IN THE SOUP!

Will Mayor McChode's dinner plans be cancelled? Will Jhonen Vasquez be run out of Alamosa? Who is that mysterious old woman? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

Remember that I love you, and NEVER add fecal matter to something you are going to eat. It contains harmful bacteria, and just doesn't taste very good. Trust me, I know!

Love always,

Princess Laucherella

Log in / sign up to vote & review!

??????????????????????????????????????????????????

add a plot and it will be better

i ask you

where would we be without Cyberen Sillies?

Credits & Info

Views
4,251
Votes
5
Score
1.62 / 5.00

Uploaded
Mar 7, 2010
11:15 PM EST
Genre
Spam