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Feb 12, 2010 | 3:59 PM EST

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Deaf 5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism 5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized 5 Points Let's take this outside!
Quitter 5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection 5 Points Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter 5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash 5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty 5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence 5 Points Put em up.
Alpha Male 10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As 10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound 10 Points Drink til you drop.
Cock Block 10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Hungry 10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag 10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting 25 Points Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural 25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman 25 Points Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... 50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
Casanova 50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! 100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!

Author Comments

Tonight is your night. Use your best moves and any means necessary to take someone home.

The game can be played over as many times as you like, each time try something new in order to take someone home or to win more special awards in the bar.

Everything in the game is controlled using text commands such as "Talk to bouncer". Also use the important commands listed in the game for more help.

"play" to begin!
"awards" to view awards achieved so far
"quit" to exit and try again
"mute" to stop/start the music
"Walkthrough" for help - If the walkthrough does not work you may have a popup blocker on. Go to this URL tch?v=wVwOq4SziBw
"erasealldata" if you want to start over (Be careful with this one)

Enjoy :)



Rated 5 / 5 stars


its funny & kinda fun once understand how it works

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Great game, but for a text-based game the commands are sort of unclear until you get the hang of it. Maybe a help feature that gives you the basics? (i.e. 'talk' + object (asian, guy/dude/man, bouncer, barkeep, blonde, ugly/fat))
So, a text walkthrough to all the awards in the game for those of you who don't want to go to YouTube. Note that all text commands don't need to be written as I've written them, and that you can get some awards in different ways. This is just how I played this game. :|
FLASH - Strip naked. ('flash')
DEAF - Mute the music. ('mute music')
QUITTER - Quit and go home (loser). ('quit')
HUNGRY - Go to the washroom. ('go to toilet') You'll get roofies. Eat them roofies, become the Hangover Part Three. ('eat roofies')
ALPHA MALE - Go to the washroom, take the roofies. Talk to the guy ('talk to guy'), then drug 'im. (FOR DATERAEP! 'drug guy')
THIRSTY - After you drugged the guy, talk to the Asian chick. ('talk asian') Then, give her a drink. She'll refuse and you'll drink it. ('drink asian')
HOSPITALIZED - Try to fondle the Asian chick. ('touch asian')
BOOZE HOUND - Have a couple of drinks ('drink'), then try to get the Asian to drink. Turns out she can outdrink you. ('persuade asian to drink')
MULTICULTURAL - You must NOT have had any drinks before attempting this. Repeat the 'HUNGRY' and 'ALPHA MALE' steps, then talk to the asian ('talk to asian'). Give her a drink, she'll make you drink it. ('give drink to asian'). Then, persuade her to drink. ('persuade asian to drink'). You can kiss her inside, or take her home. ('kiss asian', 'take asian home') If you try to fondle her though, she still kicks your ass. ('touch asian')
EXPERIMENTATION - Talk to the guy ('talk to guy'), then buy him a drink. ('give drink to guy'). Then, fondle him ('touch guy') and take him home to have wild gay sex. ('take guy home')
VIOLENCE - Attack the bouncer. ('attack bouncer')
SCOOTER ROOTER - Take the ugly chick home. ('take ugly home')
REJECTED - Talk to the ugly chick ('talk to ugly'), then talk to the blonde. ('talk to blonde') Then, try to kiss the blonde and get slapped ('kiss blonde')
FROTTEURISM - Grope the blonde chick. ('touch blonde')
COCK BLOCK - Talk to the ugly chick first. ('talk to ugly') Then, just keep on talking to the blondie and they'll both leave. ('talk to blonde')
SLEAZEBAG - Get the roofies from the washroom ('go to toilet'), then talk to the ugly chick ('talk to ugly'). Then talk to the blonde ('talk to blonde'), buy her a drink and drug her. ('give drink to blonde', 'drug blonde')
BEACHED AS - Take the roofies, drug the ugly chick. ('go to toilet', 'drug ugly')
TRUE GENTLEMAN - Then, talk to the blonde ('talk to blonde'), buy her a drink ('give drink to blonde'), then kiss her. ('kiss blonde'). Didn't get the award? Hang on...
2'S COMPANY 3'S... - Repeat the 'MULTICULTURAL' steps, but take both the Asian and the blonde home. ('take blonde asian home')
CASANOVA - If you've taken every girl home, you get this award.
SCORE! - If you've got every award, you get this award. You also get a pimp suit!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

i cant figure it out!

ive taken all the chicks home at least once, but when i type in "take blonde, asian, and fat chick home" after im sure i did all the stuff right, it just takes the fat chick home!

someone help please!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


The game wont let me take both girls home for twos company
but other than that its a good game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i like this game i play text base games ALOT and this one is best by far some with so many badges it motivate u to keep going! and the more u play the fun iyt is longer rather than it being fun for like 5 min its slightly spread throughout the game so u think of new things to say to get all badges and if u havnt read the authors comment for a walkthrough go to tch?v=wVwOq4SziBw
keep up the excellent work

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