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Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Author Comments

Tonight is your night. Use your best moves and any means necessary to take someone home.

The game can be played over as many times as you like, each time try something new in order to take someone home or to win more special awards in the bar.

Everything in the game is controlled using text commands such as "Talk to bouncer". Also use the important commands listed in the game for more help.

Type:
"play" to begin!
"awards" to view awards achieved so far
"quit" to exit and try again
"mute" to stop/start the music
"Walkthrough" for help - If the walkthrough does not work you may have a popup blocker on. Go to this URL http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=wVwOq4SziBw
"erasealldata" if you want to start over (Be careful with this one)

Enjoy :)

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100% completed it. My life never knew meaning until I played this masterpiece.

Classic

Funny game.

fun game needs a walk through for me lol

You can roofie a girls drink and the game talks about Asians being submissive?

How on Earth does this have so many good ratings?