I delete myspace barely 4 months ago and you suddenly have a son? Might as well make a cartoon flash series for him to watch. Wait actually that's a bad idea, he's never going to have any friends because the Spongebob episodes he grew up on had tits and random cameos from Snake and the gang.
anyways here's my review
Avatar- scratch that- Snake vs. Vercetti is not simply a sensational entertainment, although it is that. It's a technical breakthrough. It has a flat-out Green and anti-war message. It is predestined to launch a cult. It contains such visual detailing that it would reward repeating viewings.
I've complained that many recent films abandon story telling in their third acts and go for wall-to-wall action. Cameron- er, I mean, neonfox3- essentially does that here, but has invested well in establishing his characters so that it matters what they do in battle and how they do it. There are issues at stake greater than simply which side wins.
Good to see you back.