Snake vs. Vercetti (2005)

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here is a movie that should have been here 5 years ago, i'm a lot better now... i think.

the songs are,

from Metal Gear Solid 3 - Last Showdown
a song from pirates of the caribbean
Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Slayer - Spill the Blood

and please vote, i need feedback... i mean i'm way better now but if i get good reviews on this i'll feel a thousand times better about my newer stuff.

and for those who want clay outta me, i've had a tournament style clay movie collecting dust for about a year now, which looks very nice, i have two rounds in it so far and i'll probably do two more before i submit. i constantly work on movies and then kinda forget about them... hey i have a lot on my mind right now! like my Son that's due in less then two months!

so uhh... yeah.. ENJOY!
...and yeah vote...


a son?

I delete myspace barely 4 months ago and you suddenly have a son? Might as well make a cartoon flash series for him to watch. Wait actually that's a bad idea, he's never going to have any friends because the Spongebob episodes he grew up on had tits and random cameos from Snake and the gang.
anyways here's my review
Avatar- scratch that- Snake vs. Vercetti is not simply a sensational entertainment, although it is that. It's a technical breakthrough. It has a flat-out Green and anti-war message. It is predestined to launch a cult. It contains such visual detailing that it would reward repeating viewings.
I've complained that many recent films abandon story telling in their third acts and go for wall-to-wall action. Cameron- er, I mean, neonfox3- essentially does that here, but has invested well in establishing his characters so that it matters what they do in battle and how they do it. There are issues at stake greater than simply which side wins.
Good to see you back.

neonfox3 responds:

lol nice review, and yes a son.
plus i'm married!

yay snake!

i'm really digging anything MGS related right now, so yeah SNAKE FTW.

but anyhow, this was just a really enjoyable little clip to watch, and it kinda makes me nostalgic for the old NG VG parodies.
some of the little things in this movie stood out for me like the CQC/WWE stuff between snake/tommy, and more particularly that little shining cinematic moment when he kicks up the rocket launcher and the music segues nicely into some dimmu.

overall, great flash for being one of your older ones.
now go make a clay movie!


great ending!

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3.63 / 5.00

Feb 11, 2010
2:53 AM EST
Comedy - Parody