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The credit crunch has spread to the far reaches of the galaxy, leaving millions of aliens jobless. It's time to make some money by abducting hillbillies and selling their body parts as tinned food!

How to play:

Move using WASD or the Arrow Keys.
Hold Left-Mouse Click to abduct.

When you abduct a human it is automatically converted into "MAN-IN-A-CAN".

Complete a Stage by either surviving 'til the time runs out, or by wiping out all life on the Stage.
If you die, you will lose all the accumulated "MAN-IN-A-CAN" for that Stage.

The amount of money you make upon completion of a Stage is determined by how much "MAN-IN-A-CAN" you have produced. With a higher Multiplier value, you get more money.

Increase your Multiplier by killing humans or blowing stuff up.

Unlock the Stages and make as much money as you can on the way.

The game automatically saves so feel free to leave and come back at any time.

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it was harder than I expected

LMAO i just found this randomly ahah my childhood is coming back

Man, this game was my fucking childhood

This game is just... beautiful XD.

Initialise the anal probe.

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4.46 / 5.00

Feb 9, 2010
11:31 AM EST