I DIDN'T GET FUCKED UP, but I did not get the hidden ending.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
My laptop hasn't been able to hold a charge for the past few months, which is why I wasn't able to upload this. And now here it is!
Thanks Mike Kleine, Zak Baldwin, Jeremy Grandorff, Matt Hocker, Jake Burton, and Trevor Nixon.
UPDATE: Fancy Mike has put the Magic Pink Man 2 soundtrack up for free downloading! Check my profile page for more info.
http://fancymike.bandcamp .com/album/magic-pink-man -2