So after a few days of fussing with assorted files and details I managed to hack this together. It's basically my own take on the trend of "Phoenix Wrong" movies.
What makes it different, you may wonder? No profanity, no breast jokes, nothing from Simpsons, South Park or Family Guy, no anime references, and no angsty punk goth metal. Oh, and there's actual court jokes in this one.
Now that we've limited the Phoenix Wrong fanbase down to about four, I hope you enjoy.