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Eulogy For 'Online Tanks'

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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

01-04-10 – 06-08-11

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UPDATE: People are not buying weapons and shields so maybe I didn't make it obvious enough. Press TAB at the main screen to buy weapons/shields and HOLD SHIFT in the game to change weapon/shield.

Tans Online is an online multiplayer tanks game. Either join a game or create your own, then adjust your angle (left and right) and power (up and down) and try to hit your opponent (space to fire).

You will earn money for winning rounds and games. You can use that money to buy extra weapons and shields. These items do not get 'used up'. You take your entire inventory into each game (but not each round).

Play at to create your own account.

Please do not vote low if there are no games available.



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

i waited 10 minutes easy

it continued to say loading... I know it might have been connecting to others but i cant give a good score to something that hadnt seemed to work. Besides there is already an online tank game on newgrounds involving power, angle, and wind. Sorry. This didnt seem to deserve a high score.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Pretty worthless game. Can't play if no one else is.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

long load

well of course you can't play if no one else is online.. this is a new game so people may not have heard of this yet. once this gets more popular i bet people who like tanks will like tanks online


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

there is already a better one

game is Ok, but there is already a one like this one already, with better graphics and some things this one particulary need:
-wind is always the same, so if you have got a bad position and a wind againts you: you are dead; it will no change, there is no ramdomizer
-No movement, you start and end at the same place all the round
-There seems to be some kind of weapons, but at least at the very beggining of the gameplay you get none, only your normal unlimited shoot
-Play instructions anywhere? Space and arrows, a simple message would be
nice, OR maybe I am already too sleepy to read
-Terrain is buggy (sometimes), i shot the same place 3 times and it never was destroyed...

Unless upgraded, play the other one, wich by the way I want to play but no player are around anymore


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not Monkey Enough(N.M.E.)

The graphics are not as good as some of the other type games like this, but its deff N.M.E fo shizzle bananas. Dont mind if i dance on this games grave!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I thought it was pretty fun..

until somebody quit and i just sat there for 7 minuets "Waiting for other player". On top of that, I had to exit out of the game and lose all the upgrades I had bought. I would suggest some sort of 'goto menu button' or at least have a time limit.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

loving it, but...

I have a few suggestions:
-Instructions on game screen;
-Timer for turns, like 60 seconds;
-Getting points and money if the opponent leaves;
-Teamplay, like 2 vs 2;
-Allow using shield at the beggining of the round;
-More bonuses to collect in game, not just money, like shield just for turn;
-More landscapes;
-Play vs AI when no games are avaliable.


Stats, Info & More

3.39 / 5.00