Love the Gears of WAr refrence from nowhere
THE ONE HE IS HOLDING IS A chaingun!
Its SMB2 all over again, in both ways.
Ok, i see a koopa who told bowser to fuck off and mario killed him. Died. Starts working for satan instead. Got some new threads. Has to deal with demonic library. Tries to find book. Has to fight bird-door seen in super mario 2. Kills with Lancer from Gears of War. Goes in door. Enters mario bros. universe. Get's pwned by Evil Mushroom seen in super mario bros. 2 (japanese title. us title: smb the lost levels). Gets pwned by flying fish. Gets pwned by electric stuff. Finds book and collapses. Satan tells him to find volume II. WTF LOL
I shall never laugh at Johnson's expense ever again. XD dude kicked the bird door's ass.
new found respect for the patient yet evil turtle