Masturbating On A Boat

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Hi there, this is a story that you might be touched by. I recommend watching my movie at least 23 times so you can absorb all of the extensive plot details.


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Knock first!

I almost got caught masturbating once.

Pretty funny

I enjoyed this, I laughed, he is just so dedicated to masterbating...

MisterSambert responds:

hey bro, your review made me laugh because it was worded in a funny way!

lol what?

Im slightly disturbed but overall a good video. keep it up

MisterSambert responds:

hey bro i will keep it up you can count on me i wont let you down

Taob A No Gnitabrutsam

hey bro i really liked the part where the bird squeeked. I think you ended this flash masterpeice very well by making the bird squeek again. I have fallen in love with that charming bird, and this is a film i am sure people will love in the next generations.

MisterSambert responds:

hey bro when i was creating that loveable bird, i thought of you, and therefor the loveable bird is dedicated to you!


Are there plans for a sequel? The essential theme of Man vs Masturbation vs Dolphin is timeless.

MisterSambert responds:

hey bro glad you found my movie facinating, there will be approximatley 4059 sequels by march 2010

Credits & Info

4.70 / 5.00

Dec 29, 2009
2:50 PM EST
Comedy - Original