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The Gland Family would like to offer you the warmest and most heartfelt Christmas best wishes this Holiday Season... but of course they can't. May you have the jolliest family dysfunction on your block this year.
All audio courtesy of YouTube. Thanks to Drinking With Bob, whose opinions do not necessarily reflect those of Dewey Gland, the Gland Family, or the Dewey Gland Charity Golf Foundation, respectively.