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Zombie Hooker XXX-mas

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New game for you just in time for the holidays. It's Zombie Hooker Nightmare XXX-mas.

Description:
Just because it's the holiday season doesn't mean a working girl's income flow has to freeze over. Lola's the last hooker on Earth, looking to spread a little Christmas cheer amidst a flurry of snow and walking dead. Guide Lola through 12 nights of unrelenting holiday horror, fending off zombie attackers that want to eat her brains and searching for Elves (and Santa himself!) to bring back to her trailer.

Instructions:
Arrow keys - Move Lola around.

Space bar - Attack. Uses current weapon if you have one or punches and kicks if you don't.

X - Tempt nearby Elves and make them follow you.

Touching Elves makes them follow you.

To get Santa to follow you, you must touch him (you can't tempt him with your taunt).

Guide Elves back to your trailer to turn tricks. Reach the night's quota and enter the trailer to progress to the next level.

Collect heart icons found in destructible objects to regain health.

Tips:
Some areas of the environment are destructible and hide money, weapons or health.

Old man winter and the ice queen have the ability to freeze/immobilize Lola for a few seconds. If you get frozen as a horde of zombies descend on you you're dead meat.

You don't have to touch Elves to get them to follow you. Pressing X will get almost any Elf you can see on the screen to follow you as long as zombies aren't currently attacking them.

Weapons have a set amount of ammo/strength. When you use that up the weapon will disappear. You'll have to scramble for another weapon or just punch and kick your way through zombie hordes (but that's a lot harder to do).

As long as you don't completely use up all the ammo or strength of a weapon (strength/ammo greater than 0), it will recharge when you enter the trailer to go to the next level.

After Night 12 the game starts over at Night 1, though you'll have to find 12 Elves in each area against more powerful enemies.

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An intense game

You have an intense game here the zombies are cool and this had some fun music about this it all seemed to work well together and make for some nice gameplay I wouldn't mind seeing even more zombies and even harder ones but a fun game indeed

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
Some more zombies more harder ones even

~X~

Adultswim again! I admit that I thought this would be a hooker that was also a zombie. I guess a zombie wouldn’t be the hero. This was still really fun. Was that Old Man Winter freezing me? That guy was hard.

I love the music. Everything moves so smoothly. Well, it’s not even Halloween for me yet. This was still very fun. I don’t know how some zombies are stronger.

Sorry but Adult Swim should not have games on Newgrounds, keep that shit on your own site instead of dumping it here.

Why am I even playing this

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Uploaded
Dec 18, 2009
1:04 PM EST
Genre
Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun
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