i make the dumbest ass storys

this is hilarious seeing "santa's replacement" YEET OFF A CLIFF gamer

Hey it's one of these again! :D Good fun. Also one of those I should've seen a month ago or so... seems you kept a similar template for the newer version too. Potential for many another one of these over the years hmm...

That final page could've used a bit more visually appealing a background though. Kinda... red.

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Its OK, it all works and can turn out quite funny. The spacing is not quite right, but otherwise it does the job.

"And that kids, is how I met your mother."

It was 42 days before christmas and Bob Marley had just woken up to a Phat day. He went downstairs and turned on the TV and saw the news that Santa had gone on strike!Bob Marley was Large to hear this news He went outside to join a protest march but saw a girl wearing a Thicc Nothing. He approched the girl and asked her what her name was, she replied, 'My name is Carrot_Holster and I am Santas replacment'. To which Bob Marley exclaimed 'Santas replacement?!', she giggled and said 'That's right, now what was it you wanted?'. Bob Marleygot out the top 3 wishes He wrote and said 'I would like Nothing, LeaF and Guitar'. Carrot_Holster giggled again and said 'I'm sorry but Rex can only carry one Her tids for each person!Bob Marley was disappointed and asked 'Is there anything else you can give me?' Carrot_Holster leaned forwards towards Bob Marley and gave Bob Marley a Banging then she got on Rex and rode off into the distance, Bob Marley was still Large from the Banging. The End!