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It was 13 days before christmas and Jack had just woken up to a Big day. he went downstairs and turned on the TV and saw the news that Santa had gone on strike!Jack was Voluptious to hear this news he went outside to join a protest march but saw a girl wearing a Sexy Bra. he approched the girl and asked her what her name was, she replied, 'My name is Brenda and I am Santas replacment'. To which Jack exclaimed 'Santas replacement?!', she giggled and said 'That's right, now what was it you wanted?'. Jackgot out the top 3 wishes he wrote and said 'I would like A horse, A Boner and Sex'. Brenda giggled again and said 'I'm sorry but Sam can only carry one A baby for each person!Jack was disappointed and asked 'Is there anything else you can give me?' Brenda leaned forwards towards Jack and gave Jack a Running then she got on Sam and rode off into the distance, Jack was still Voluptious from the Running. The End!

BTW, very fun game. I've been through your review guides and what not, so... I guess the only helpful things I can say is more options would be enjoyed and also a thing that allows you to select music, I really don't like the musical loop. xD

Oh my friends gonna be pissed xD

It was 42 days before christmas and Snoop had just woken up to a hard day. he went downstairs and turned on the TV and saw the news that Santa had gone on strike!Snoop was sweaty to hear this news he went outside to join a protest march but saw a girl wearing a sticky Dildo Holder. he approched the girl and asked her what her name was, she replied, 'My name is Lily and I am Santas replacment'. To which Snoop exclaimed 'Santas replacement?!', she giggled and said 'That's right, now what was it you wanted?'. Snoopgot out the top 3 wishes he wrote and said 'I would like A bigger dick for raping little girls, Dildo for my ass and Your mother.'. Lily giggled again and said 'I'm sorry but Dildo McHairyVag can only carry one Cockblocker for each person!Snoop was disappointed and asked 'Is there anything else you can give me?' Lily leaned forwards towards Snoop and gave Snoop a Fucking then she got on Dildo McHairyVag and rode off into the distance, Snoop was still sweaty from the Fucking. The End!

Lily is my best friends sister xD

Ohh this is so much fawn :3

It was 283 days before christmas and Gaylord had just woken up to a Fucking day. he went downstairs and turned on the TV and saw the news that Santa had gone on strike!Gaylord was super to hear this news he went outside to join a protest march but saw a girl wearing a gay nothing. he approched the girl and asked her what her name was, she replied, 'My name is hoerenkind and I am Santas replacment'. To which Gaylord exclaimed 'Santas replacement?!', she giggled and said 'That's right, now what was it you wanted?'. Gaylordgot out the top 3 wishes he wrote and said 'I would like dildo, thong and gigolo'. hoerenkind giggled again and said 'I'm sorry but suckmydick can only carry one a dog for each person!Gaylord was disappointed and asked 'Is there anything else you can give me?' hoerenkind leaned forwards towards Gaylord and gave Gaylord a fuck all day then she got on suckmydick and rode off into the distance, Gaylord was still super from the fuck all day. The End!

This can lead to some fun stuff!

It was 88 days before christmas and Hitler had just woken up to a Angry day. he went downstairs and turned on the TV and saw the news that Santa had gone on strike!Hitler was Angry to hear this news he went outside to join a protest march but saw a girl wearing a ugly brown jacket soaked in piss. he approched the girl and asked her what her name was, she replied, 'My name is Eva Braun and I am Santas replacment'. To which Hitler exclaimed 'Santas replacement?!', she giggled and said 'That's right, now what was it you wanted?'. Hitlergot out the top 3 wishes he wrote and said 'I would like an MP40, a Kar98, scope included and a Stormgewehr'. Eva Braun giggled again and said 'I'm sorry but undefined can only carry one kitten for each person!Hitler was disappointed and asked 'Is there anything else you can give me?' Eva Braun leaned forwards towards Hitler and gave Hitler a punch then she got on undefined and rode off into the distance, Hitler was still Angry from the punch. The End!