Ching Chong Beautiful

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!


Damn fine game, but there seems to be a bug?

I loved this game, and I keep playing it - but lately I'm having trouble getting height off of running jumps. No matter how long I hold the button, i can only get about two feet off the ground. I didn't have this problem when I first started playing, but in the past two days it appeared. I don't know what's going on.

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great game, lol funny

good game, but sometimes it made me mad, but still its a good game

very good game

this is nice

I love this game, its well designed and alot of fun. It took effort to beat it, even on easy mode it did. (Atleast I hope I don't suck) But overall it was a great game and it can be awesome to play too with music playing.

A Great Game!

This game is sweet! I beat the reguler mode, but the hard mode is INSANE I died like 40 times on the first level, and I love it!

Keep it up!

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Credits & Info

4.42 / 5.00

Dec 10, 2009
10:02 PM EST
Action - Platformer - Other
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009