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Ching Chong Beautiful

rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's not racist if everybody's thinking it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

As uncomfortable as the overt racism in this game makes me, I must concede that this is probably the best platformer I have ever played on Newgrounds. Most "timing" games, as I will call things like this, are simply unsatisfying because of monotony and unexciting results even if you do succeed. This game, however, is funny, has engaging scenery, an appropriate soundtrack, and a premise that makes shedding one's dignity feel natural. And it is VERY VERY HARD. Holy crap, it is hard. I recall spending hours trying to get gold on medium for the later levels when I played through it in the past. And the satisfaction of seeing your little guy perform beautiful feats of acrobatics and skill make it all worth it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love this game, its well designed and alot of fun. It took effort to beat it, even on easy mode it did. (Atleast I hope I don't suck) But overall it was a great game and it can be awesome to play too with music playing.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome game man!!

Awesome graphics, music and sound (so funny xD), a little teleport bugs but nothing that takes the beauty and challenge of the game.

good job man!!