00:00
00:00

We're grateful to ruthlesace, our latest supporter!

We're 12 people from our target today. Why don't you be one of them?

You can support NG too and get tons of perks for just $2.99.

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Ching Chong Beautiful

Share Collapse

Log in to save your medals! Don't have an account? Create one for free!

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

Reviews


is really cool



A fantastic game, incredibly funny, intentionally infuriating, gives the feeling of being on one of those Japanese endurance shows like wipe out or ninja warrior, no real problems to speak of, just wished you can continue on easy difficulty I always like to test the waters through each level. I hope there is a sequel sometime in the future, this game world has so much potential.



This used to be my favorite game, and still is!
The graphics are amazing and the game is irresistible!
who could not give this game 5 stars?


People find this review helpful!

I played this back in '09, couldn't ever get the Seppuku's Soul medal.... Then I just remembered this is, considering everything, the best game ever posted on NG.

Cheers.



Played it again after years of the first time and I was still addicted... And the best prize of it was finishing the game in awesome warrior difficulty. Well done with this one!
And it can me classified as racist.. But it's not the only one and here they just make parodies as 'murica and all similar things..


People find this review helpful!

Click on an icon to vote on this!

Credits & Info

Views
1,159,863
Votes
30,436
Score
4.42 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 10, 2009
10:02 PM EST
Genre
Action - Platformer - Other
Tags
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009