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Ching Chong Beautiful

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

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ching chong is beautiful but boo and im 8



WORST GAME EVER!!!



I loved it, funny dialogue, and i swear i kept hearing super smash brother's Ness saying PK Flash/ PK Frus


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This is a great game!!! I love it and I guess parts of the character is inspired by tankmen


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I just stayed at the start menu listening to the music, and kept refreshing so I could hear it again.
This game's soundtrack ruined my life.

10/10

Also, stop looking at the reviwes, and go play it! it's awesome!


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Credits & Info

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Score
4.42 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 10, 2009
10:02 PM EST
Genre
Action - Platformer - Other
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