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Ching Chong Beautiful

rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well made but...

Ehhh. Its well made in vocals, design, script and all that, but its difficulty is not something for someone who wants to just pick up a game for a quick play. But it also isnt some game you could use as a time waster so it isn't something Id suggest for most to play.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


It's a nice looking game and a great concept, but sadly it just doesn't play very well. The controls are incredibly unresponsive (particularly jump) and it just doesn't feel fluid. Also, I don't think I should trip over when I take a running jump and happen to land right next to a little obstacle, despite letting go of the "run" button in the air. It's frustrating. If you could tone down the difficulty and make the game more playable this would have been so fantastic.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Supreme good!

I feel like i'm playing a basketball game that has nothing to do with basketball, thanks to Stampers sound. I enjoy the animation more than the game itself and the voice acting is very good even though its the same voices used in Tankmen and Blockhead. Game play is interesting yet I think it takes a bit to master. Seeing it has a save feature I don't plan on beating it in one sitting anyways. The game is very playble not too difficult but I have only beaten the first world and a few from the second world. This game is supreme good for people! Even if you hate basketball.


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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Hard does not mean good.

It has been a while since I've encountered a game that felt so utterly unplayable. At every obstacle there is some magical combination of button pressing that just does not come together. It feels sluggish and un-responsive at nearly every turn. I don't want to have to become an expert at a game in order to get past the second level.

So no, this is not a good game. Its pretty, and I love everything else The-Swain has put out. But this was just painful.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The really nice part about this..

Is not only the attention you took to making the platforming solid, but the menus and details between actual gameplay, making this game feel bastardized by not having a price tag. .. yet.

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