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Ching Chong Beautiful

rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

great game but...

the game is so awesome
but there is a proplem with the controls
you should fix that my friend ..!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The controlls don't work.

at all....
good graphics though.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This could be in stores!

I jus gotta say, if you don't have a fast computer this game is horrible (just cuz its soo difficult to play). But if you're lucky like me and own a pretty fast computer then you're good to go!

The sounds really made this game a cut above the rest. I never really played a game that made me laugh before. And of course the graphics are superb. I especially love the animation after you reach the red goal.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Being of asian descent, I can see a lot of asian-americans getting offended from the intro and even the title of the game being offenive.

However, I'm not one of those people. Frankly, I think it's pretty damn funny. Great work Swain, the game is great. It feels like a real challenge and the characters within the game were pretty funny. I was amused the entire time. Great stuff!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

One of my favourite games so far

This could be sold on Xbox live and I would buy it! Proffessionally made, awesome animations and awesome humour and challenging gameplay! Truly a master piece!

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