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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

Reviews


Oh my GOD. I remember playing this when it came out like 8 years ago. Holy shit. After searching for like 3 hours (no joke) I found it again, thank god.

Good work making a browser game I *still* play and come back to. (That should say enough)


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I was listening to the old sleepy cast episodes and this game was mentioned, it sounded funny so I thought I'd give it a try. I honestly think this is one of the best games on the site. Hell yeah the game is tough; but that's the point. Learning to move around without bashing your face against the ground isn't even frustrating because you guys did such a good job with the animation and voice acting, it was only funny to see the kid fall. I hate that I didn't get to play this when it first came out, but I'm glad that it's here to enjoy still.


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Took me almost ahalf an hour just to understand the controls.

1. THE PHYSICS ARE WAY TOO SLIPPERY TO EVEN RUN!

2. MAKING A HIGH JUMP IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO WITHOUT HACKING THE GAME!

3. JESUS CHRIST THIS GAME IS SO HIGHLY RATED... BUT WHY?!

I hate this game more than I hate having to clean feces smeared on the side of a toilet.


The-Swain responds:

Thanks man glad you liked it, which was your favorite level? I think the ninja stage is my personal favorite, but I bet your score was pretty close ;) ;) Glad to have a new fan!!


Such a nice game... i know it's from 2k9, but it's such a fun game! i've had so much fun playing this when i was just a little kid, and now i'm still having fun, besides that, the game have a nice art and soundtrack, and a good mechanic of playing, but the story itself it's not that good... i rate 4.5 stars for this game.


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THE FUCKING RACIST TAG IM DEAD HAAHAHA


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Credits & Info

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1,160,089
Votes
30,436
Score
4.42 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 10, 2009
10:02 PM EST
Genre
Action - Platformer - Other
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