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Ching Chong Beautiful

rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is a great game, funny Japanese......ummm whats the word im looking for.... oh well Great funny happy time!!

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


this guy's such a pussy he cant run up a slope?

The-Swain responds:

That's a problem with low quality. Try on med or high.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


sorry but this game isnt working for me....somthing seems to be wrong. on this game ,miami shark, armed prophets, and another game but i cant remember name the controls wont work. it keeps moving on its own.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

GREAT Platformer, i like!

I love the controls of this game, im so tired of games where you can jump into whatnot and get away with it, this takes skill instead of mindless clicking.

The graphics were flawless and practically glitchfree, it only bugged for me one single time. I was doing a walljump and when i landed on the opposite wall i was stuck, couldnt move anywhere... i simply pressed "restart" of course. The physics were impressive for a flashgame.

The storyline was deeper than your average platformer and made me laugh.

I like how you come clean with how you feel about browser issues.. In my honest opinion even admitting to use IE should be a direct and prompt course of a thumbs down. The program is so flawed and stiff that using it would result in premature graying of my hair. On top of being more secure, fast and stable Firefox can be modified to your preferences with neat add-ons IE could never dream of.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Straight up awesome flash game

One of the best flash games I've ever played. The quality level is just amazing. Yes, this game is hard, and yes, the controls need PRACTICE. I just finished HARD MODE as of writing this review, so I guarantee it is possible. Possible and easy are two differenty things....hard mode requires mastery of the levels, don't just sit down and expect to beat it in 10 minutes.