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Ching Chong Beautiful

rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Tighten those controls!

Not bad, but I do notice some pretty bad issues in regards to control. For example, in some areas when you need to run up a wall, if you jump while against it or don't have JUST enough momentum, you'll simply bump against the wall. Which can be kind of annoying on the small ledges when you NEED to. Then theres issues with turning and jumping. Usually if you turn around you'll skid a bit and THEN you can jump. And speaking of skidding, the controls are fairly slippery even if you're not running. Overall the game isn't bad, but the controls kind of make it more aggrivating than it should be, especially towards the later levels.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome but...

So many


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Something by Michael Swain?
Automatically accepted, especially if it has to do with the Mastermind :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome game:D!

anyone else notice that mr. Beautiful was at the meeting table in master mind 4 when he kills that french dude, fuckin awesome


Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's a freakin' work of art

I will admit there are some things that confuse me; I found myself tripping without a reasonable cause. Having said that, IT'S A GREAT GAME and I can't wait to see what else you guys come up with.

Oh, and I loved the ending....
OOoO! You eviru son of a bitch tower!

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