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Ching Chong Beautiful

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

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this game need steam version

This game is fun but it needed a volume slider. too bad it's been 10 years. slightly buffered inputs would also be valuable

conversation between me n my girlfriend while i was playing

her:is it really this tough?(shes watching me play)

me:its not that its when you lose MOM-FUCKING....momentum....you screw your-FUCK

falling through the floor is not my idea of a fun game

This game is super rad. The animations are smooth and the fails are funny. The sound design rocks, I love the themes. The one glaring issue I've found is that the game contains a major bug. If you try to wall jump ANYWHERE, you'll randomly just do the downward spin fall. It might just be my PC, though.

Credits & Info

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Score
4.43 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 10, 2009
10:02 PM EST
Genre
Action - Platformer - Other
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  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009