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Giant Laser Jesus

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Dec 5, 2009 | 2:26 PM EST

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*Edit: Hell yeah, I got into a collection for the FIRST TIME EVAR! Thanks everyone for suggesting it!

Hey guys! This is my submission for Christmas '09. In this game, Jesus has returned, to TAKE... BACK... CHRISTMAS!

The evil Ultra-Pope is causing havoc, so God sent down his son Jesus to put a stop to it. Did I mention that Jesus is now 20 stories tall and shoots lasers? Well, he is 20 stories tall and shoots lasers. Not like shoop da whoop lasers; eye lasers.

Anyway, the object of the game is to survive as long as possible and get a high score (there is an online leaderboard, by the way). To get points, destroy buildings by punching them and kill enemies with lasers. All enemies can be killed with lasers. If you can't seem to get an enemy to die, try using lasers in a different way. The longer you last, the harder the game gets, and eventually you will get to fight the Ultra-Pope himself. Naturally, awesomeness ensues. Since I am obsessed with easter eggs, there is a secret box to insert a secret code that allows a secret thing to happen. Sssshhhhh.

Left mouse button to use lasers.
A and D keys to move left and right.
Spacebar punches.
T toggles music.
Q toggles quality.

This took me like, two months of not non-stop work, so be sure to play it, leave a comment, and check out all of this year's other christmas submissions. Happy politically correct holidays everyone!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I am super Jesus, destroying everything in my path!


And I was right--this is one of those games that I play for a long time, then say, "DID I JUST PLAY THIS DUMB GAME FOR HALF AN HOUR?!" And I mean "dumb game" in a good way, of course.

Haha, back to killing dinos with my laser eyes.

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UberCream responds:

Lol, thanks man. That's exactly what I was going for.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


... you give Jesus the mockery this Christian superhero so richly deserves yet sorarely recieves!

Hail! Resons Greetings to all! God is dead. Men are free. There are no guarantees!

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