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Giant Laser Jesus

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Dec 5, 2009 | 2:26 PM EST

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*Edit: Hell yeah, I got into a collection for the FIRST TIME EVAR! Thanks everyone for suggesting it!

Hey guys! This is my submission for Christmas '09. In this game, Jesus has returned, to TAKE... BACK... CHRISTMAS!

The evil Ultra-Pope is causing havoc, so God sent down his son Jesus to put a stop to it. Did I mention that Jesus is now 20 stories tall and shoots lasers? Well, he is 20 stories tall and shoots lasers. Not like shoop da whoop lasers; eye lasers.

Anyway, the object of the game is to survive as long as possible and get a high score (there is an online leaderboard, by the way). To get points, destroy buildings by punching them and kill enemies with lasers. All enemies can be killed with lasers. If you can't seem to get an enemy to die, try using lasers in a different way. The longer you last, the harder the game gets, and eventually you will get to fight the Ultra-Pope himself. Naturally, awesomeness ensues. Since I am obsessed with easter eggs, there is a secret box to insert a secret code that allows a secret thing to happen. Sssshhhhh.

Left mouse button to use lasers.
A and D keys to move left and right.
Spacebar punches.
T toggles music.
Q toggles quality.

This took me like, two months of not non-stop work, so be sure to play it, leave a comment, and check out all of this year's other christmas submissions. Happy politically correct holidays everyone!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is the savior

I played this game for over an hour, and l still cant get enough of this.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Really fun game, but it's a bit too hard for my likings. The laser wasn't too powerful, and the swarms of babies(?) kept killing me. Really funny, though, and now on Christmas morning I shall imagine a giant, 20 story tall Jesus shooting eye lasers at everyone! :D

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UberCream responds:

Hey thanks a lot. The babies were fetuses, by the way. Merry Christmas and stuff!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

uhm whatevs

the gaemplay is well abit rusty add more effect to the laser. , improve the quality alot also atleast the game was funny 3/5


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

pretty nice

fun game, but u can do better


Rated 4 / 5 stars


lol its pretty hard, but the laser wasnt powerful enough,
you should have made it a super laser and kills everything.
add effects to the laser