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Giant Laser Jesus

rated 3.47 / 5 stars
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Dec 5, 2009 | 2:26 PM EST

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*Edit: Hell yeah, I got into a collection for the FIRST TIME EVAR! Thanks everyone for suggesting it!

Hey guys! This is my submission for Christmas '09. In this game, Jesus has returned, to TAKE... BACK... CHRISTMAS!

The evil Ultra-Pope is causing havoc, so God sent down his son Jesus to put a stop to it. Did I mention that Jesus is now 20 stories tall and shoots lasers? Well, he is 20 stories tall and shoots lasers. Not like shoop da whoop lasers; eye lasers.

Anyway, the object of the game is to survive as long as possible and get a high score (there is an online leaderboard, by the way). To get points, destroy buildings by punching them and kill enemies with lasers. All enemies can be killed with lasers. If you can't seem to get an enemy to die, try using lasers in a different way. The longer you last, the harder the game gets, and eventually you will get to fight the Ultra-Pope himself. Naturally, awesomeness ensues. Since I am obsessed with easter eggs, there is a secret box to insert a secret code that allows a secret thing to happen. Sssshhhhh.

Left mouse button to use lasers.
A and D keys to move left and right.
Spacebar punches.
T toggles music.
Q toggles quality.

This took me like, two months of not non-stop work, so be sure to play it, leave a comment, and check out all of this year's other christmas submissions. Happy politically correct holidays everyone!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is the best jesus related thing EVER. nice work ubercream

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UberCream responds:

Hey, thanks bra. Now I'm gonna go eat a banana.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game!

I liked the variety of enemeys and the joke wen Jesus dies made me lol


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Best Concept Ever

Giant lazer jesus had potencial, but you should have put more into it

UberCream responds:

I really put all I could. I mean, most the game's engine was finished in a few days. The rest of the time working on this was just putting more and more stuff in.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Now, if only jesus wore glasses, it would be too easy.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun game

It's a really hard game to me, but I still find it to be fun and pretty funny also. I love the concept of a giant Jesus, and I like all the enemies that you have to fight, a lot of different types also. I think the lasers made it challenging since I had to find out how to kill some enemies with them, although that sort of made me dislike the game.

I think that the fact that you had to kill the enemies in certain ways made them all gang up on you. By the time I had made a missile shoot back to the dinosaur, there would be two babies just shooting lasers at me, making it impossible to kill the dinosaur while I could. If it wasn't for this, then the game would probably be a lot easier to beat.

Another thing that I really don't want to lower your rating on, was the art portion. While the gameplay was fun, I think that the animation portion of it could have been drawn better. Besides those things, it was a fun game: was really funny and the music was really nice.

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