jesus is REALLY a threath...
but not so lethal one...
MUCH MORE LETHAL ONE!!!
MADNESS COMBAT (watch now!)
nbomb you're so dense. It's TOTALLY snarking Jesus. You're right about it not being a fun game though, but if you think this game is "religious", I wonder what you think the author's idea of being "saved" is. Only those with the juiciest livers will be saved. Bua ha ha (quote from raptor Jesus from sexual-lobster there).
Simple fact is that the enemies simply come at you too fast for your puny eye beams to kill off fast enough, and there's no up or down control, so there's no evading their attacks. There's no variability in the game, you just shoot beams at the enemies in their vulnerable spots and try to delay the inevitable as long as you can, which won't be very long. But the game is at least good just as a snark at the religion, and I'm all down with that.
sac religious, hard, unempathetic and not very fun in general. i don't know about you but i'm not impressed.
Really good Jesus game however I feel Jesus needs more forec powers and special super abilities since he is a wizard. Keep up the good work.
liked the ending
There are actually two different endings. Which one you talkin' 'bout?